May 15, 2008
LIBERATING MUSLIM WOMEN
Female Muslim scholars are arguing that patriarchal interpretations of the Qur'an wrongly mute the egalitarian message that the Prophet Muhammad offered, this report says. Indeed, in many instances the cultures in which Islam grew over time simply overwhelmed the liberating message of the religion about women. If you're interested in this subject, you might want to check out a book by Asma Barlas called "Believing Women" in Islam: Unreading Patriarchal Interpretations of the Qur'an.
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SOME FAITH-BASED JOKES FOR A BREAK
Here we are halfway through May and we haven't yet taken time here to laugh a little.
Well, let's get that serious task out of the way today with a little religious humor. Again let me remind you that these aren't orginal with me. Some come from Beliefnet.com, some from you, some from hither and yon (yon is more faithful than hither, by the way).
1. A minister was walking down the street when he came upon agroup of about a dozen boys, all between 10 and 12 years old. They had surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and ask what they were doing.
One of the boys replied, "Oh, this is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us can tll the biggest lie will get to keep the dog."
The pastor was taken aback: "You boys shouldn't be telling lies," he said. "Don't you know it's a sin to lie? Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie."
There was dead silence for a minute. Just as the minister was starting to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog."
2. A funeral service was being held in a church for a woman.
At the end of the service the pall-bearers were carrying the casket out when they accidentally bumped into a wall, at which point they heard a faint moan.
They opened the casket and found the woman still alive. She lived for 10 more years and then died.
A funeral was held again at the same church. At the end, as the pall-bearers were carrying her out, the husband cried out, "AND WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!!"
3. Adam and Eve had the perfect marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married and she didn't have to hear about how well his mother cooked.
4. A four-year-old was at the pediatrician for a checkup. As the doctor looked in her ears, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The girl was silent.
Next, he took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, "Do you think I'll find Cookie Monster down there?" Again, the kid was quiet.
Then he put a stethoscope up to her chest. As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?"
"Oh, no," the girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart. Barney is on my underpants."
5. The pastor asked if anyone would like to express praise for answered prayer. A woman stood up and came to the lectern.
"I have a praise," she said. "Two months ago my husband Jim had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was crushed. The pain was excruciating and doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a gasp from the men in the congregation. She continued: "Jim was unable to hold me or the children, and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnant of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.
Again, the men squirmed uncomfortably, imagining the injury and surgery.
"Now," she continued, "Jim is out of the hospital and doctors say with time his scrotum should recover completely." The men sighed with relief. The pastor rose tentatively and asked if anyone else had anything to say.
A man rose and walked to the lectern.
"I'm Jim," he said, "and I want to tell my wife that the word is sternum."
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